Here are Some Jokes

Jokes:

- SeaWorld is set to reopen soon with an emphasis on social distancing. The park plans to enforce these health guidelines through the installment of plexiglass barriers to reduce high-contact areas of the park or as SeaWorld likes to call them, splash-zones.

- Announced earlier in the week, Erie Police are hiring. To apply, applicants must complete an agility test, shooting test, and knowledge test consisting of reciting the alphabet backwards.

- In Italy, video of a 12-year-old boy running from a brown bear has gone viral. However, upon further inspection, it was revealed this was not a bear, but the 12-year-old’s Italian grandma.

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- A Ukrainian woman was refused service at a post office for not wearing a mask. So, as any rational person would do, she took her underwear off and used them as a face mask. Say what you will, but at least she is keeping people 6 feet away from her.

- A 40-year-old bed and breakfast in Virginia is using mannequins to help customers stay safely apart. Owner Patrick O’Conner hopes this will return to a semblance of normalcy through taking the restaurant goer out of the crazy world we’re living in and into the creepiest dinning experience ever.

- NASA astronauts Doug Hurley and Bob Behnken are set to launch into outer space. This will be the first manned launch on American soil since 2011. The two will also make history as the first humans to be quarantined, in space.

- Scientists say quickly forgetting someone’s name is a sign of an efficient brain, that and they're a total jerk.

- It seems concerts will be back sooner than once thought with the invention of drive-in concerts. Similar to the concept of the drive-in movie, concert goers will enjoy live music from their car. Also coming soon to a socially distant concert near you, drive-in demolition derby mosh pits, Tokyo drift circle pits, and the head-on collision wall-of-death.

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Thanks for reading this week’s blog. I couldn’t think of a topic or story to write about this week so I decided to just post some jokes I wrote throughout the week. I hope you enjoyed them and feel free to use them on your friends, co-workers, etc. What would you like to read about on the blog? It can be about anything. Let me know in the comments.