More Jokes

I couldn’t think of a blog to write this week so here are some jokes I wrote in the last hour.

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A beach goer in Delaware grabbed a shark and forced its mouth open to retrieve a hook. The most surprising part of this story is that it didn’t take place in Florida.

Speaking of Florida, an 80lb iguana was found frozen in a local pizza shop’s freezer. What’s even more disgusting? I heard this place puts pineapple on their pizza.

More than a million deceased Americans received stimulus payments totaling $1.4 billion. In other news, the ghost that haunts my house has upgraded to gold plated chains.

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Thanks for reading! Feel free to use these jokes on your friends, family, or coworkers. They aren’t my best ones, but they’re not my worst. As always, if there is anything you would like see me to write about in the future please leave a comment below.